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Wedding Sam seems to be perturbed over the governing types' decision to ban films that are only meant for adults. Has this happy and gay guy forgotten how he used his official credit card to make access payments to browse pornographic sites? Small wonder Sam is making a big hue and cry.


Elephant or Pot?

The Green camp is divided not knowing which symbol to choose - elephant or pot, at future elections. Ra-Blue, along with Vaj Abey, Sun Kind-Leader and Walapane Renu say it is not essential to contest under the elephant symbol. But party heavyweights Es Bee, Johnny Boy and Lucky Sene are insisting that it's the elephant and elephant alone!


Indian astrologer

Ra-Blue spent nearly Rs. 3 million on an Indian astrologer in Andra Pradesh.

Dressed in traditional village farmer attire, the green leader had spent 12 hours at the special pooja to invoke blessings on the leader and his party which has lost 20 elections in-a-row.


Ra-Blue angry

Ra-Blue summoned his inner circle to evaluate the party's 'intelligence reports' on the Uva elections. He was in a bad mood when Vaj Abey said "Coming colours are no good". An angry Ra-Blue reprimanded all and asked them not to come out with lame excuses after losing next Saturday's PC polls.


Unanimous choice

The rebel Em Pees of the Elephant Party held a secret meeting last week and unanimously decided to field Ra-Blue as the party's candidate for the next Prez polls. "He will definitely lose by miles. Then it will be easy for us to chase him from the party leadership," an Em Pee from Village-Five said.


Landslide victory

On hearing that Sha-She, from the generation that is building the nation, is heading for a landslide victory in Uva, Sun Kind-Leader had asked Ra-Blue whether to sling mud on that generation. "No, that won't work. We tried that and failed miserably. People will never accept it," said Ra-Blue.

 

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